Baby Pistachio

Baby Pistachio · Solana

Hold the baby,
collect the Pistacio.

Every ten minutes the nursery claims what $BABYPISTACHIO has earned in creator fees, and the distribution splits down the middle. One half buys $PISTACIO for every $BABYPISTACHIO holder. The other half buys $BABYPISTACHIO back and hands it to the top $PISTACIO wallets. It goes both ways.

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Baby Pistachio — a round green baby in a diaper, mid-drool

Every ten minutes

It goes both ways.

Hold the baby and you are paid in Pistacio. Hold Pistacio and you are paid in the baby. The engine can only ever spend fees it has provably claimed — it measures the claim transaction itself, so nothing else in the wallet is visible to it.

50%

Buys $PISTACIO for holders

Bought on Jupiter at market, then credited to every wallet holding 100,000+ $BABYPISTACHIO — in exact proportion to what they hold. No cap and no cut-off — every wallet over the bar is credited.

paid in $PISTACIO
50%

Buys back for the top 200 $PISTACIO wallets

Bought on the open market and credited to the 200 largest $PISTACIO wallets, pro rata to what they hold. It is a ranking, not a fixed bar — the cut is recomputed live every round, so anyone can buy their way in. Delivered through a fresh one-shot wallet each batch so the treasury never becomes the parent of the holder graph.

paid to the top 200

Live

What the nursery has actually done.

$PISTACIO delivered
to holders, all time
Owed right now
earned, not yet sent
$BABYPISTACHIO paid out
to $PISTACIO holders
Top 200 entry
$PISTACIO needed to make the cut
Rounds run
every 10 minutes
Earning holders
above the threshold
Fees claimed
SOL, all time

Your balance

What are you owed?

Read-only. Paste an address — nothing is connected, nothing is signed. A balance shows here the moment it is credited, whether or not it has been sent yet.

The book

Every round, with a receipt.

Round Claimed $PISTACIO bought Credited Delivered Credited Wallets Tx
Waiting for the first round.

Straight answers

The things people actually ask.

About the bubble map

The $PISTACIO side moves no $BABYPISTACHIO at all — a different asset changes hands, so that half draws nothing on the map. The $BABYPISTACHIO side does move the coin, so every batch is routed through a fresh single-use wallet that is funded, emptied and closed in one transaction. That stops the treasury becoming the on-chain parent of the whole holder list. Being straight with you: it removes the starburst, it does not make the flow invisible — anyone reading the treasury can see the relays, and that is fine, because there is nothing to hide.

Why you are not paid every round

A ten-minute round split across a few hundred wallets is worth a fraction of a cent each, while opening a $PISTACIO account for a first-time holder costs the treasury about 0.002 SOL of rent — once, and only ever once. So every round credits everyone in full, and a balance is sent once it is worth sending or after 24 hours — whichever comes first. Nothing is ever forfeited.

Where the money comes from

Creator fees, and only creator fees. The engine measures the claim transaction's own balance change, so its spendable pot cannot include a dev sell, a transfer in, or anything else sitting in the wallet. If trading is quiet, the payout is small — that is honest, not a bug.

The books check themselves

After every round the engine asserts that what it credited equals what it sent plus what it still owes, to the base unit. A mismatch is reported as an error rather than absorbed. Failed batches keep their balance owed; nothing is ever paid twice.

Machine log

What it is doing, as it does it.

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